Manavek's posterous

Manavek is French for Manwith, which is short for Manwithface

Hi end Rev

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Apparently I'm in the wrong field. That is, the wrong field for making the big bucks. The sticker with the cross says "Pastor". The 750 emblem says "loaded".

Mrs. T's Pierogies - busted!

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Notice how the one on on the right says "2 more pierogies" yet has the same number of pierogies and weighs the same amount (456g, not shown for aesthetic reasons) as a regular pack? WTF Mrs. T? You tryin' to pull the wool over my eyes? Manwithface is a smart shopper. I can't believe you!

Fun Dip Boner

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This had been in my filing cabinet for...about 3 years now. Indeed, I filed it away because I knew I would need to refer to it later. That being said, I will never buy my children Fun Dip. Disgusting.

Vintage water

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Does this mean it's aged? Aged to perfection? I guess it's fine since water doesn't really go bad. Unless all those awful chemicals have leeched out over the last 30 years. What I'm really looking forward to is a good bottle of vintage milk.

Flaccid member

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Of the Apiaceae (or Umbelliferae) family of plants.

Pepper Anatomy lesson #394

The calyx of the pepper is the part that looks like your typical cat jester collar.

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Baggage dilemma

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This person tried to bring all their stuff through a turnstile and got stuck. I told him to throw it over the top of the gate and then get it on the other side. He laughed. I think he's still stuck there.